There once was a blind man who decided¹ to visit Texas.

As he arrived on the plane, he mentioned to the flight attendant that it had been a very comfortable flight. "Wow, these seats are big!" he told her.

She replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

Once he had settled into his hotel room, he decided to go downstairs to the bar.

He ordered a beer and had a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"

The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but missed the second door and instead went out a third door that lead to the swimming pool, which he fell into.

As he came up for air, he yelled with all his might, "Don't flush, don't flush!"