Two brothers enlisting¹ in the Army were getting their physicals.

During the inspection², the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed³ incredibly long, over sized peni$es.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary⁴, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated⁵ peni$es?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have peni$es!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."