After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers home-coming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Pekka on the street.

"Excuse me," she said "but were you in the war?"

"Yah, I was in the infantry¹."

"Would you mind to answer a few questions for a newspaper article?"

"Nej, I wouldn't mind at all."

"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?"

"I fucked my wife." Pekka said bluntly. The journalist went crimson², and tried desperately³ to change the subject.

"After that. I mean, what did you do after that?"

"I fucked her again." he answered. If possible the journalist turned even more red, and got even more desperate to change the subject.

"Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you was finished with all that?!"

"Then I unstrapped my skis and my heavy backpack."