Not that kind'a guy_成人笑话

Not that kind'a guy

文章来源：文章作者：发布时间：2006-09-25 06:44 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

(单词翻译:双击或拖选)

A cowboy¹ walks into a Saloon after he rode² 150 miles³ on his horse in one day. He had⁴ a drink about two weeks ago, but he had himself⁵ a lady about two months ago.

He enters⁶ the saloon sits down and orders⁷ a whiskey. He sees that he is the only one in the bar⁸ except⁹ for the bartender. "Sorry, barkeep, tell me, you got¹⁰ any gals¹¹ around here?", the cowboy asks "No sir, 'Round here is only you, me, and 'Ol George, there atta back," the barkeep replies¹³ as¹² he shows in the direction¹⁴ of the toilet with his head.

"No," shouts the cowboy, "I ain't that kindda guy¹⁵."

So the cowboy just sits and orders another whiskey. After he had about half a bottle he asks the barkeep the same question as earlier. He gets the same answer:

"No sir, Round here is only you, me, and 'Ol George, there atta back. Again the cowboy says, "No way I ain't that kindda guy." So he just drinks and drinks.

The more he drinks the hornier he gets. After he had about two bottles of whiskey he askes the barkeep the same question and gets the same answer. But he is so horny by now that he decides¹⁶ 'Ol George there atta back will have to do, but he doesn't want anybody¹⁷ to know that he did¹⁸ 'Ol George there atta back.

So he asks the barkeep: "If I do 'Ol George there atta back, who's gonna know about it?" The barkeep answers: "Well, sir It will be me, you, 'Ol George there atta back, and the four guys¹⁹ holding him down, 'cause²⁰ he ain't that kindda guy either²¹!"

点击

收听单词发音

1 cowboy
n.牛仔，牛郎，牧童
参考例句：
I felt sure I had all the skills to be a cowboy.我确信自己具备当牛仔的一切本领。 He loved to see cowboy movies.他爱看牛仔影片。

2 rode
v.动词ride的过去式
参考例句：
He rode a motorcycle to the station.他骑摩托车去车站。 Today I rode across the city.今天我骑自行车穿越了整个城市。

3 Miles
n.英里( mile的名词复数 )；很多；一英里赛跑；大面积
参考例句：
Eight kilometres is roughly equivalent to five miles. 八公里约等于五英里。 a fortress town enclosed by four miles of ramparts 由四英里长的城墙围着的设防城镇

4 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！ The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

5 himself
pron.他自己
参考例句：
He is proud of himself.他为自己感到自豪。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

6 enters
v.进入( enter的第三人称单数 )；进去；参加；登记
参考例句：
Nearly everybody enters for 'The Nicest Garden Competition' each year, but Joe wins everytime. 几乎每年每人都报名参加“最佳花园赛”，但每次都是乔获胜。来自《用法词典》 A boy who has good manners stands up in an automatic movement when a lady enters the room. 一个有礼貌的孩子，在一个女士进入房间时，便会不假思索地站起来。来自《简明英汉词典》

7 orders
n.（基督教的）圣职，牧师职；命令( order的名词复数 )；秩序；（会议、议会等的）程序；次序v.（医生）开（处方）( order的第三人称单数 )；订购；（上帝、命运等）注定；点（饭菜，饮料等）
参考例句：
He was punished for disobeying orders. 他因违抗命令而受到惩罚。 For offline orders, call this number. 离线订货请拨打这个号码。

8 bar
n.条，棒，条状物；酒吧，（卖东西的）柜台
参考例句：
I went to the bar yesterday.我昨天去酒吧了。 They walked into the bar.他们走进了酒吧。

9 except
v.除，除外，反对；prep.除了...之外，若不是，除非
参考例句：
Everybody is here except tom.除了汤姆大家都到了。 He never came except when he was in trouble. 除非有了困难，他从来不到这里来。

10 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

11 gals
abbr.gallons （复数）加仑（液量单位）n.女孩，少女( gal的名词复数 )
参考例句：
Jim came skipping out at the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. 这时，吉姆手里提着一个锡皮桶，嘴中唱着“布法罗的女娃们”蹦蹦跳跳地从大门口跑出来。来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险 An' dey thinks dey wants mousy lil gals wid bird's tastes an' no sense at all. 他们想要的是耗子般的小姑娘，胃口小得像雀子，一点儿见识也没有。来自飘（部分）

12 as
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。 In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

13 replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。来自《简明英汉词典》 "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

14 direction
n.方向；方位；指令；说明
参考例句：
In which direction did he go?他朝哪个方向去了？ He looked in that direction and saw an airplane.他朝那个方向看，看见了一架飞机。

15 guy
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。 That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。

16 decides
v.下决心( decide的第三人称单数 )；（使）决定；解决；裁决
参考例句：
We will defer to whatever the committee decides. 我们遵从委员会作出的任何决定。来自《简明英汉词典》 His family are completely behind him, whatever he decides. 他无论作出什么决定，家人都全力支持。来自辞典例句

17 anybody
n.重要人物；pron.任何人
参考例句：
They do not see anybody.他们没看见任何人。 You couldn't tell anybody.你不能告诉任何人。

18 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

19 guys
n.家伙，伙计( guy的名词复数 )；（架设天线、支撑帐篷等用的）牵索；[复数]各位；一群男人（或女人）
参考例句：
Sorry, guys. I goofed. 对不起，各位。我搞砸了。 A few of our guys were thinking about going over the hill. 我们的人中有几个在开小差。来自《简明英汉词典》

20 cause
pron.造成，使发生
参考例句：
Bad teeth often cause pain.坏牙常引起疼痛。 Unhappiness is the root cause of his illness.不开心是他生病的根源。

21 either
adj.任一，两方的；prep.任一，随便任一个；conj.或，也
参考例句：
I have bought two books,you can have either.我买了两本书，你要哪一本都可以。 I don't think either of them are at home.我想他们中任何一个都不在家。

上一篇：Home-coming 下一篇：Mating cats