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Short fuse

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A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes¹ his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite²!"

Polly begins to drool.

Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging³ thighs⁴, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!"

Polly is just aching for action at this point. Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

Polly then replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

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1 flexes
v.屈曲( flex的第三人称单数 )；弯曲；（为准备大干而）显示实力；摩拳擦掌
参考例句：
MCC RE Flexes Its Powerful Muscle Across the Country. 中冶置业：全国彰显雄厚实力。来自互联网 Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes. 是吗？可能你是需要做更多的臀部运动吧。来自互联网

2 dynamite
n./vt.(用)炸药(爆破)
参考例句：
The workmen detonated the dynamite.工人们把炸药引爆了。 The philosopher was still political dynamite.那位哲学家仍旧是政治上的爆炸性人物。

3 bulging
膨胀；凸出（部）；打气；折皱
参考例句：
Her pockets were bulging with presents. 她的口袋里装满了礼物。 Conscious of the bulging red folder, Nim told her,"Ask if it's important." 尼姆想到那个鼓鼓囊囊的红色文件夹便告诉她：“问问是不是重要的事。”

4 thighs
n.股，大腿( thigh的名词复数 )；食用的鸡（等的）腿
参考例句：
He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。来自《简明英汉词典》 The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。来自《简明英汉词典》

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