Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle.

One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it.

"That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose.

"Yeah. What's it called?"

"Viens a moi."

"Viens a moi? What's that mean?"

A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'"

Sharon took another sniff¹. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"