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I wish I were A Newspaper

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Wife¹ talking to her husband², who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

Husband: I wish that too, so I could³ change you daily⁴.

妻子对每天都读报纸的丈夫说，“我希望我是一份报纸，这样我整天都能在你手中”。

丈夫回答：“我也希望如此，这样我每天都能换你了。”

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1 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

2 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

3 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？ I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

4 daily
adj.每日的，日常的；adv.每日地，日常地；n.日报
参考例句：
He sells daily newspapers.他卖日报。 He does daily exercises to help control his weight.他为控制体重而每天坚持锻炼。