A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexual¹ disterbance.

 

One day, having examined Mr Chen's sterile²（不育的） disease³ in the hospital, the beautiful woman-doctor wants to examine whether the number of Mr Chen's sperm⁴ is decreased or not. So she gave him a small sealed glass pot, asking him to put some specimens⁵ in the pot at home and then bring it to her.

 

On the following day, Mr Chen came again, but the woman-doctor found the glass pot still empty.

 

Mr Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried it with my right hand for a long time, but there was no reaction. Then, I tried it with my left hand, it was still not up, and then I asked my wife to help me. My wife tried it with her both hands, it still did not work. Then I asked her to do it with her mouth, she could not make it up in any way."

 

On hearing what Mr Chen said, the woman-doctor's face got red because of shyness. However, Mr Chen still continued to say: "Just at that moment, my cousin came to my house to send a gift. She is younger and stronger, so I begged her to help do it. Also, she tried it first with her hands, then with her mouth, making an effort to make it up."

 

"Stop! Stop!" the woman-doctor couldn't bear it any more and said: "It was even such a thing that you begged your cousin to help do?"

 

Mr Chen went on saying: "How willing she was! Nevertheless, she also wouldn't do it. So, I came here to find you to see if you can......"

 

On hearing this, the woman-doctor asked angrily: "What do you want me to do?"

 

Mr Chen answered: "to see whether you can make the cap of the glass pot up or not?" 

 

美丽的女医生在医院大受男病人的欢迎，浪漫、多金的追求者众多，当然，也遇到不少性骚扰。

 

有一天，陈先生在医院做完不孕症检查后，美丽的女医生要检查陈先生的精虫数目有没有减少。她给他一个密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家装些样本带来。

 

第二天，陈先生再来，女医生却发现玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

 

陈先生解释说：”昨天，我先用右手试了半天，没有动静； 我改用左手试，还是没有用；我叫我太太来帮忙，她也是两只手都试，也是没有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然没有办法。”

 

女医生听得满脸通红。陈先生仍不停地说：“刚好我表妹到我家来送礼，她比较年轻体力好，我就拜托她来帮忙。 她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地........”

 

“停！停！” 女医生再也忍不住了：“这种事，你找你表妹帮忙做？”

 

陈先生说：“她很乐意啊！可是还是不行！我才来找你，看妳能不能......” 

 

女医生一听，怒问：“能不能什么？”

 

陈先生答说：“能不能把这个玻璃罐的盖子打开啊！”

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