The first sergeant¹ was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, "Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?"

 

Jose said, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."

 

The sergeant asked, "On the fight you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?"

 

Jose said, "I would shoot them with my rifle."

 

The sergeant continued, "Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?"

 

Jose answered. "I would shoot them all with my rifle."

 

The sergeant yelled, "Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets?"

 

The soldier smiled and said, "Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place?"

 

警官正在给他的连队上一堂战斗课，他问：“约瑟，假如你看到有700名敌兵正朝你冲过来，你会怎么办？“

 

约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”

 

警官问：“你看到你的右方有400名敌兵正向你扑过来，你会怎么办？”

 

约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”

 

警官继续说：“很好，约瑟，你注意到你的左方有1,000名敌兵正直冲你奔来，你会怎么办？”

 

约瑟又回答：“我会用我的枪打死他们。”

 

警官大叫：“稍等，约瑟，你是从哪里得到这些子弹的？”

 

士兵笑了笑，说道：“您在同一个地方从哪里把这些敌兵调集来的呢？”

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