一些谐音梗式冷笑话_双语笑话

一些谐音梗式冷笑话

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(单词翻译:双击或拖选)

01 What do you call a deer with no eye?

(没有眼睛的鹿是什么鹿)

No eye deer (No idea).

叫无眼鹿（不知道）

02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)

I will ketchup¹ (catch up).

(我能赶上)

(ketchup 蕃茄酱)

03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

—why?

—26个字母我只认识25个

—为什么？

—I don't know Y (why)

—我不认识Y（我不知道为什么）

（Y与why同音)

04 What do you call a bee from America?

(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)

A USB (US bee).

05 How do we count cows?

(牛用什么来数)

With a Cowculator (calculator).

(用“数牛器”)

(calculator 计算器)

06 Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和热，哪个更快)

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）

07 Why is "dark" is spelled with a "k" not a "c"?

（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）

Because you can't c (see) in the dark.

(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)

08 Why shouldn't we give Elsa a balloon?

(为什么不能给艾莎气球)

Because she will Let It Go.

(因为她会把气球放了)

(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)

09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?

(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)

He said nothing.

(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)

10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

谁和你更亲近？妈妈还是爸爸？

Mom is close, because dad is farther².

妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。（Father与Farther谐音）

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收听单词发音

1 ketchup
n.蕃茄酱，蕃茄沙司
参考例句：
There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。 Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾？

2 farther
adj.更远的，进一步的；adv.更远的，此外；far的比较级
参考例句：
I can throw the ball farther than you can.这个球我能比你扔得远。 The farther hill is five kilometres away.那座更远的小山在五公里以外。