One day a college professor of Psychology¹ was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

 

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

 

"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron²（傻瓜）?" the professor asked.

 

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing³ there all by yourself."

 

一天，一位大学心理学教授向他的新生们问候。他站在学生们的面前说：“如果哪位同学认为自己傻，就请站起来。”

 

大约过了一分钟，一位年轻人站了起来。

 

教授说：“嗨，你好。你真的认为自己是个低能儿么？”

 

这个孩子回答道：“不是的，先生，我只是不忍心看着只有你自己站在这里。”

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