Ten

VISIT TO MISS PEABODY

“Is it really necessary to tell such elaborate lies, Poirot?” I asked as we walked away.

Poirot shrugged¹ his shoulders.

“If one is going to tell a lie at all—and I notice, by the way, that your nature is very muchaverse to lying—now, me, it does not trouble at all—”

“So I’ve noticed,” I interjected.

“—As I was remarking, if one is going to tell a lie at all, it might as well be an artistic³ lie, aromantic lie, a convincing lie!”

“Do you consider this a convincing lie? Do you think Dr. Donaldson was convinced?”

“That young man is of a sceptical nature,” admitted Poirot, thoughtfully.

“He looked definitely suspicious to me.”

“I do not see why he should be so. Imbeciles are writing the lives of other imbeciles every day.

It is as you say, done.”

“First time I’ve heard you call yourself an imbecile,” I said, grinning.

“I can adopt a r?le, I hope, as well as anyone,” said Poirot coldly. “I am sorry you do not thinkmy little fiction well imagined. I was rather pleased with it myself.”

I changed the subject.

“What do we do next?”

“That is easy. We get into your car and pay a visit to Morton Manor⁴.”

Morton Manor proved to be an ugly substantial house of the Victorian period. A decrepit⁵ butlerreceived us somewhat doubtfully and presently returned to ask if “we had an appointment.”

“Please tell Miss Peabody that we come from Dr. Grainger,” said Poirot.

After a wait of a few minutes the door opened and a short fat woman waddled⁶ into the room.

Her sparse⁷, white hair was neatly⁸ parted in the middle. She wore a black velvet⁹ dress, the nap ofwhich was completely rubbed off in various places, and some really beautiful fine point lace wasfastened at her neck with a large cameo brooch.

She came across the room peering at us shortsightedly. Her first words were somewhat of asurprise.

“Got anything to sell?”

“Nothing, madame,” said Poirot.

“Sure?”

“But absolutely.”

“No vacuum cleaners?”

“No.”

“No stockings?”

“No.”

“No rugs?”

“No.”

“Oh, well,” said Miss Peabody, settling herself in a chair. “I suppose it’s all right. You’d bettersit down then.”

We sat obediently.

“You’ll excuse my asking,” said Miss Peabody with a trace of apology in her manner. “Got tobe careful. You wouldn’t believe the people who come along. Servants are no good. They can’ttell. Can’t blame ’em either. Right voices, right clothes, right names. How are they to tell?

Commander Ridgeway, Mr. Scot Edgerton, Captain d’Arcy Fitzherbert. Nice-looking fellows,some of ’em. But before you know where you are they’ve shoved a cream-making machine underyour nose.”

Poirot said earnestly:

“I assure you, madame, that we have nothing whatever of that kind.”

“Well, you should know,” said Miss Peabody.

Poirot plunged¹⁰ into his story. Miss Peabody heard him out without comment, blinking once ortwice out of her small eyes. At the end she said:

“Goin’ to write a book, eh?”

“Yes.”

“In English?”

“Certainly—in English.”

“But you’re a foreigner. Eh? Come now, you’re a foreigner, aren’t you?”

“That is true.”

She transferred her gaze to me.

“You are his secretary, I suppose?”

“Er—yes,” I said doubtfully.

“Can you write decent English?”

“I hope so.”

“H’m—where did you go to school?”

“Eton.”

“Then you can’t.”

I was forced to let this sweeping¹¹ charge against an old and venerable centre of education passunchallenged as Miss Peabody turned her attention once more to Poirot.

“Goin’ to write a life of General Arundell, eh?”

“Yes. You knew him, I think.”

“Yes, I knew John Arundell. He drank.”

There was a momentary¹² pause. Then Miss Peabody went on musingly¹³:

“Indian Mutiny, eh? Seems a bit like flogging a dead horse to me. But that’s your business.”

“You know, madame, there is a fashion in these things. At the moment India is the mode.”

“Something in that. Things do come round. Look at sleeves.”

We maintained a respectful silence.

“Leg o’ muttons were always ugly,” said Miss Peabody. “But I always looked well in Bishops¹⁴.”

She fixed¹⁵ a bright eye on Poirot. “Now then, what do you want to know?”

Poirot spread out his hands.

“Anything! Family history. Gossip. Home life.”

“Can’t tell you anything about India,” said Miss Peabody. “Truth is, I didn’t listen. Ratherboring these old men and their anecdotes¹⁶. He was a very stupid man—but I daresay none theworse General for that. I’ve always heard that intelligence didn’t get you far in the army. Payattention to your Colonel’s wife and listen respectfully to your superior officers and you’ll get on—that’s what my father used to say.”

Treating this dictum respectfully, Poirot allowed a moment or two to elapse before he said:

“You knew the Arundell family intimately, did you not?”

“Knew ’em all,” said Miss Peabody. “Matilda, she was the eldest¹⁷. A spotty girl. Used to teach inSunday School. Was sweet on one of the curates. Then there was Emily. Good seat on a horse, shehad. She was the only one who could do anything with her father when he had one of his bouts¹⁸ on.

Cartloads of bottles used to be taken out of that house. Buried them at night, they did. Then, let mesee, who came next, Arabella or Thomas? Thomas, I think. Always felt sorry for Thomas. Oneman and four women. Makes a man look a fool. He was a bit of an old woman himself, Thomaswas. Nobody thought he’d ever marry. Bit of a shock when he did.”

She chuckled²⁰—a rich Victorian fruity chuckle¹⁹.

It was clear that Miss Peabody was enjoying herself. As an audience we were almost forgotten.

Miss Peabody was well away in the past.

“Then came Arabella. Plain girl. Face like a scone²¹. She married all right though, even if shewere the plainest of the family. Professor at Cambridge. Quite an old man. Must have been sixty ifhe was a day. He gave a series of lectures here—on the wonders of Modern Chemistry I think itwas. I went to ’em. He mumbled²², I remember. Had a beard. Couldn’t hear much of what he said.

Arabella used to stay behind and ask questions. She wasn’t a chicken herself. Must have beengetting on for forty. Ah well, they’re both dead now. Quite a happy marriage it was. There’ssomething to be said for marrying a plain woman—you know the worst at once and she’s not solikely to be flighty. Then there was Agnes. She was the youngest—the pretty one. Rather gay weused to think her. Almost fast! Odd, you’d think if any of them had married it would have beenAgnes, but she didn’t. She died not long after the war.”

Poirot murmured:

“You said that Mr. Thomas’s marriage was rather unexpected.”

Again Miss Peabody produced that rich, throaty chuckle.

“Unexpected? I should say it was! Made a nine days’ scandal. You’d never have thought it ofhim—such a quiet, timid, retiring man and devoted²³ to his sisters.”

She paused a minute.

“Remember a case that made rather a stir in the late nineties? Mrs. Varley? Supposed to havepoisoned her husband with arsenic²⁴. Good-looking woman. Made a big do, that case. She wasacquitted. Well, Thomas Arundell quite lost his head. Used to get all the papers and read about thecase and cut out the photographs of Mrs. Varley. And would you believe it, when the trial wasover, off he went to London and asked her to marry him? Thomas! Quiet, stay at home Thomas!

Never can tell with men, can you? They’re always liable to break out.”

“And what happened?”

“Oh, she married him all right.”

“It was a great shock to his sisters?”

“I should think so! They wouldn’t receive her. I don’t know that I blame them, all thingsconsidered. Thomas was mortally offended. He went off to live in the Channel Islands and nobodyheard anymore of him. Don’t know whether his wife poisoned her first husband. She didn’t poisonThomas. He survived her by three years. There were two children, boy and girl. Good-looking pair—took after their mother.”

“I suppose they came here to their aunt a good deal?”

“Not till after their parents died. They were at school and almost grown up by then. They usedto come for holidays. Emily was alone in the world then and they and Bella Biggs were the onlykith and kin² she had.”

“Biggs?”

“Arabella’s daughter. Dull girl—some years older than Theresa. Made a fool of herself though.

Married some Dago who was over at the University. A Greek doctor. Dreadful-looking man—gotrather a charming manner, though, I must admit. Well, I don’t suppose poor Bella had manychances. Spent her time helping²⁵ her father or holding wool for her mother. This fellow was exotic.

It appealed to her.”

“Has it been a happy marriage?”

Miss Peabody snapped out:

“I wouldn’t like to say for certain about any marriage! They seem quite happy. Two ratheryellow-looking children. They live in Smyrna.”

“But they are now in England, are they not?”

“Yes, they came over in March. I rather fancy they’ll be going back soon.”

“Was Miss Emily Arundell fond of her niece?”

“Fond of Bella? Oh, quite. She’s a dull woman—wrapped up in her children and that sort ofthing.”

“Did she approve of the husband?”

Miss Peabody chuckled.

“She didn’t approve of him, but I think she rather liked the rascal²⁶. He’s got brains, you know. Ifyou ask me, he was jockeying her along very nicely. Got a nose for money that man.”

Poirot coughed.

“I understand Miss Arundell died a rich woman?” he murmured.

Miss Peabody settled herself more comfortably in her chair.

“Yes, that’s what made all the pother! Nobody dreamed she was quite as well off as she was.

How it came about was this way. Old General Arundell left quite a nice little income—dividedequally among his son and daughters. Some of it was reinvested, and I think every investment hasdone well. There were some original shares of Mortauld. Now, of course, Thomas and Arabellatook their shares with them when they married. The other three sisters lived here, and they didn’tspend a tenth part of their joint²⁷ income, it all went back and was reinvested. When Matilda died,she left her money to be divided between Emily and Agnes, and when Agnes died she left hers toEmily. And Emily still went on spending very little. Result, she died a rich woman—and theLawson woman gets it all!”

Miss Peabody brought out the last sentence as a kind of triumphal climax²⁸.

“Did that come as a surprise to you, Miss Peabody?”

“To tell you the truth, it did! Emily had always given out quite openly that at her death hermoney was to be divided between her nieces and her nephew. And as a matter of fact that was theway it was in the original will. Legacies²⁹ to the servants and so on and then to be divided betweenTheresa, Charles and Bella. My goodness, there was a to-do when, after her death, it was foundshe’d made a new will leaving it all to poor Miss Lawson!”

“Was the will made just before her death?”

Miss Peabody directed a sharp glance at him.

“Thinking of undue³⁰ influence. No, I’m afraid that’s no use. And I shouldn’t think poor Lawsonhad the brains or the nerve to attempt anything of the sort. To tell you the truth, she seemed asmuch surprised as anybody—or said she was!”

Poirot smiled at the addition.

“The will was made about ten days before her death,” went on Miss Peabody. “Lawyer says it’sall right. Well—it may be.”

“You mean—” Poirot leaned forward.

“Hanky-panky, that’s what I say,” said Miss Peabody. “Something fishy³¹ somewhere.”

“Just what exactly is your idea?”

“Haven’t got one! How should I know where the hanky-panky comes in? I’m not a lawyer. Butthere’s something queer about it, mark my words.”

Poirot said, slowly:

“Has there been any question of contesting the will?”

“Theresa’s taken counsel’s opinion, I believe. A lot of good that’ll do her! What’s a lawyer’sopinion nine times out of ten? ‘Don’t!’ Five lawyers advised me once against bringing an action.

What did I do? Paid no attention. Won my case too. They had me in the witness box and a cleveryoung whippersnapper from London tried to make me contradict myself. But he didn’t manage it.

‘You can hardly identify these furs positively³², Miss Peabody,’ he said. ‘There is no furrier’s markon them.’

“‘That may be,’ I said. ‘But there’s a darn on the lining³³ and if anyone can do a darn like thatnowadays I’ll eat my umbrella.’ Collapsed³⁴ utterly³⁵, he did.”

Miss Peabody chuckled heartily³⁶.

“I suppose,” said Poirot cautiously, “that—er—feeling—runs rather high between Miss Lawsonand members of Miss Arundell’s family?”

“What do you expect? You know what human nature is. Always trouble after a death, anyway.

A man or woman is hardly cold in their coffin³⁷ before most of the mourners are scratching eachother’s eyes out.”

Poirot sighed.

“Too true.”

“That’s human nature,” said Miss Peabody tolerantly.

Poirot changed to another subject.

“Is it true that Miss Arundell dabbled³⁸ in spiritualism?”

Miss Peabody’s penetrating³⁹ eye observed him very acutely.

“If you think,” she said, “that the spirit of John Arundell came back and ordered Emily to leaveher money to Minnie Lawson and that Emily obeyed, I can tell you that you’re very muchmistaken. Emily wouldn’t be that kind of fool. If you ask me, she found spiritualism one degreebetter than playing patience or cribbage. Seen the Tripps?”

“No.”

“If you had, you’d realize just the sort of silliness it was. Irritating women. Always giving youmessages from one or other of your relations—and always totally incongruous ones. They believeit all. So did Minnie Lawson. Oh, well, one way of passing your evenings is as good as another, Isuppose.”

Poirot tried yet another tack⁴⁰.

“You know young Charles Arundell, I presume? What kind of person is he?”

“He’s no good. Charmin’ fellow. Always hard up—always in debt—always returning like a badpenny from all over the world. Knows how to get round women all right.” She chuckled. “I’veseen too many like him to be taken in! Funny son for Thomas to have had, I must say. He was astaid old fogy if you like. Model of rectitude. Ah, well, bad blood somewhere. Mind you, I like therascal — but he’s the kind who would murder his grandmother for a shilling or two quitecheerfully. No moral sense. Odd the way some people seem to be born without it.”

“And his sister?”

“Theresa?” Miss Peabody shook her head and said slowly: “I don’t know. She’s an exoticcreature. Not usual. She’s engaged to that namby-pamby doctor down here. You’ve seen him,perhaps?”

“Dr. Donaldson.”

“Yes. Clever in his profession, they say. But he’s a poor stick in other ways. Not the sort ofyoung man I’d fancy if I were a young girl. Well, Theresa should know her mind. She’s had herexperiences, I’ll be bound.”

“Dr. Donaldson did not attend Miss Arundell?”

“He used to when Grainger was away on holiday.”

“But not in her last illness.”

“Don’t think so.”

Poirot said, smiling:

“I gather, Miss Peabody, that you don’t think much of him as a doctor?”

“Never said so. As a matter of fact you’re wrong. He’s sharp enough, and clever enough in hisway—but it’s not my way. Take an instance. In the old days when a child ate too many greenapples it had a bilious⁴¹ attack and the doctor called it a bilious attack and went home and sent youalong a few pills from the surgery. Nowadays, you’re told the child suffers from pronouncedacidosis, that its diet must be supervised and you get the same medicine, only it’s in nice littlewhite tablets put up by manufacturing chemists and costs you about three times as much!

Donaldson belongs to that school, and mind you, most young mothers prefer it. It sounds better.

Not that that young man will be in this place long ministering to measles⁴² and bilious attacks. He’sgot his eye on London. He’s ambitious. He means to specialize.”

“In any particular line?”

“Serum therapeutics. I think I’ve got it right. The idea being that you get one of these nastyhypodermic needles stuck into you no matter how well you feel, just in case you should catchsomething. I don’t hold with all these messy injections myself.”

“Is Dr. Donaldson experimenting with any particular disease?”

“Don’t ask me. All I know is a G.P.’s practice isn’t good enough for him. He wants to set up inLondon. But to do that he’s got to have money and he’s as poor as a church mouse, whatever achurch mouse may be.”

Poirot murmured:

“Sad that real ability is so often baulked by lack of money. And yet there are people who do notspend a quarter of their incomes.”

“Emily Arundell didn’t,” said Miss Peabody. “It was quite a surprise to some people when thatwill was read. The amount, I mean, not the way it was left.”

“Was it a surprise, do you think, to the members of her own family?”

“That’s telling,” said Miss Peabody screwing up her eyes with a good deal of enjoyment⁴³. “Iwouldn’t say yes, and I wouldn’t say no. One of ’em had a pretty shrewd idea.”

“Which one?”

“Master Charles. He’d done a bit of calculation on his own account. He’s no fool, Charles.”

“But a little bit of a rogue⁴⁴, eh?”

“At any rate, he isn’t a namby-pamby stick,” said Miss Peabody viciously.

She paused a minute and then asked:

“Going to get in touch with him?”

“That was my intention.” Poirot went on solemnly, “It seems to me possible that he might havecertain family papers relating to his grandfather?”

“More likely to have made a bonfire of them. No respect for his elders, that young man.”

“One must try all avenues,” said Poirot sententiously.

“So it seems,” said Miss Peabody drily.

There was a momentary glint in her blue eye that seemed to affect Poirot disagreeably. He rose.

“I must not trespass⁴⁵ any longer on your time, madame. I am most grateful for what you havebeen able to tell me.”

“I’ve done my best,” said Miss Peabody. “Seem to have got rather a long way from the IndianMutiny, don’t we?”

She shook hands with us both.

“Let me know when the book comes out,” was her parting remark. “I shall be so interested.”

And the last thing we heard as we left the room was a rich, throaty chuckle.

 

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