日期：2008-01-09 Unicycle, unicycle,radiant and round.Spying you, you spoke to mewithout a single sound.Unicycle, unicycle,beautiful and kind,like the petals on a flowerwheeling through my mind.Unicycle, unicycle,you're my one desire.Losing you would break my heart.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 This morning when foolish Fiona awoke she looked at her mother, and said with a croak, I can't go to school, so please write me a note to tell them I'm home with a frog in my throat. Her mom wrote a note for the teacher that said My daughter is sick... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Mackenzie put a whoopie cushionon the teacher's chair.Makayla told the teacherthat a bug was in her hair.Alyssa brought an applewith a purple gummy wormand gave it to the teacherjust to see if she would squirm.Elijah left a piece of plasticdog doo o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 This morning a dinosaur tromped into school,ferocious, atrocious, and dripping with drool.He had to be practically twenty feet tall,and banged around looking something to maul.He stomped and he snorted, he bellowed and roared.His head hit the ceilin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 We have a traditional family,so Christmas is always the same;we hang up spaghetti and doughnutsand break out the Slip-N-Slide game.We stand in the tub in our costumesof pickles and papier-mache.We sing Old MacDonald til noontimethen practice our ind... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 The teacher gave homework for Christmas.We thought it must be a mistake.She smiled when she said this assignmentwould take up our whole winter break.Before we return from vacationwe have to make sure it gets done.It seems that our teacher must like... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 He wasn't too good with a razor and every time he would try Kris Kringle would cut himself shaving, so badly it caused him to cry. The townspeople laughed when they saw him with cut marks all over his face. He felt so embarrassed and foolish he'd low... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 A dinosaur for Christmasis the only thing I need.It doesn't matter if it's slowor one that's built for speed.A massive one, a tiny oneor one that's in between.A dinosaur that's muddy brownor bright and shiny green.I don't care if it's big and tallor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Fruitcake.Candied yams.Mincemeat.Roasted hams.Eggnog.Turkey legs.Aspic.Deviled eggs.Gravy.Dinner rolls.Take some.Pass the bowls.Jell-o.Christmas punch.Cookies.Munch, munch, munch.Stuffing.Gingerbread.Whoops, I'moverfed!Aftersuch a load,feel likeI'll... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.I hope you'll bring it all.I've only asked for gifts my parentscan't find at the mall.I'd like to have a UFO,with aliens inside,and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rexthat I could ride.A ninety-nine foot robotis a present... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-30 I will not sit on Santa's lap.You cannot make me sit on it,and if you try I promise thatI'll throw a screaming fit on it.I will not talk to Santa;I am simply too afraid of him.I'm not impressed by all the songsand movies that are made of him.It real... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 I came to school todaywith my imaginary friend.When everyone said hi to him,I said, He's just pretend.But no one seemed to notice,which I thought was pretty weird.It turns out he'd imagined me,and, poof , I disappeared.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 My tutor's a flutistwho toots on a flutewhile he tutors computers.He thinks that it's cute.I think he should stick withcomputers, not flutes.It's cool when he tutorsbut rude when he toots.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 I started on my homeworkbut my pen ran out of ink.My hamster ate my homework.My computer's on the blink.I accidentally dropped itin the soup my mom was cooking.My brother flushed it down the toiletwhen I wasn't looking.My mother ran my homeworkthrou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 While Colin and Casey are practicing catch,Victoria's calling a volleyball match.Brianna and Braden are batting a ballwith racquets and whacking it off of the wall.While Thomas is doing his Tae-Kwon-Do kicks,a hockey game's going with ice skates and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 I can't do a thing with my hair-do. I've tried but it's simply no use. I can't make it stay where I put it today with styling gel, hair spray, or mousse. No bobby pin, brush, or bandanna, can get my hair under control. I've tried every comb, every cl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 This morning when foolish Fiona awoke she looked at her mother, and said with a croak, I can't go to school, so please write me a note to tell them I'm home with a frog in my throat. Her mom wrote a note for the teacher that said My daughter is sick... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 Mackenzie put a whoopie cushionon the teacher's chair.Makayla told the teacherthat a bug was in her hair.Alyssa brought an applewith a purple gummy wormand gave it to the teacherjust to see if she would squirm.Elijah left a piece of plasticdog doo o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 This morning a dinosaur tromped into school,ferocious, atrocious, and dripping with drool.He had to be practically twenty feet tall,and banged around looking something to maul.He stomped and he snorted, he bellowed and roared.His head hit the ceilin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-14 We have a traditional family,so Christmas is always the same;we hang up spaghetti and doughnutsand break out the Slip-N-Slide game.We stand in the tub in our costumesof pickles and papier-mache.We sing Old MacDonald til noontimethen practice our ind... 阅读全文>>