日期：2007-09-29 We got a new librarian this year.His name is Larry.And Larry doesn't know his elbowfrom a dictionary.He can't suggest a magazineor help you find a book.He doesn't have the slightest clueof where you ought to look.He cannot find the poetry,geography... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-29 The llama loved the aardvark.They were married in the spring.They had a dozen babiesand their babies loved to sing.So people came from miles around,and this is what they saw:twelve little baby llaardvarkssinging llaa llaa llaa llaa llaa.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-29 I'm staying home from school today.I'd rather be in bedpretending that I have a painthat's pounding in my head.I'll say I have a stomach ache.I'll claim I've got the flu.I'll shiver like I'm coldand hold my breath until I'm blue.I'll fake a cough. I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair.My classmates are crying and gasping for air.The hamster is howling and hiding his head.The plants by the window are practically dead.There's gas in the class; it's completely my fault,and smells l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 A candy bar.A piece of cake.A lollipop.A chocolate shake.A jelly donut.Chocolate chips.Some gummy wormsand licorice whips.A candy cane.A lemon drop.Some bubblegumand soda pop.Vanilla wafers.Cherry punch.My mom slept inwhile I made lunch.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 Swimming in the swimming poolis where I like to B,wearing underwater gogglesso that I can C.Yesterday, before I swam,I drank a cup of T.Now the pool is just an oolbecause I took a P.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 My teacher calls me sweetie cakes.My classmates think it's funnyto hear her call me angel faceor pookie bear or honey.She calls me precious baby doll.She calls me pumpkin pieor doodle bug or honey bunchor darling butterfly.My class is so embarassing... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-22 Basketball's my favorite sport.I dribble up and down the court.The ball goes bouncing off my toesand beans the teacher on the nose.He stumbles back and grabs his noseand hits the wall and down he goes.The other players stop and stare.They've never h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 How to juggle.How to hop.How to makemy knuckles pop.How to whinny.How to cluck.How to talklike Donald Duck.How to wiggleboth my ears.How to fakeconvincing tears.How to yo-yo.Capture flies.Roll my tongueand cross my eyes.How to make apiggy snout.How... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 Oh, he flies down the hall with the greatest of ease; the boy with the helmet and pads on his knees. The teachers give chase as he panics and flees, and his skateboard is taken away. So, he zips through the hall on his scooter so fast. His classmates... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 (to the tune of A Bicycle Built for Two) PC, PC,give me at least a clue.I'm so sleepybut I've got this homework due.I must turn it in tomorrow,or face a world of sorrow.So, please, tonightjust help me write,so my homework's not overdue.Sleepy, sleep... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 I went to the lunchroom, and there, last week on a double dare, I said the meat was too gross to eat and smelled like my underwear. I shouldn't have been rude by making such fun of the food, for though they were riled, the lunch ladies smiled, and sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 Today I wrote this poem,but I'm not sure if it's good.It doesn't have the thingsmy teacher says a poem should.It doesn't share the feelingsI have deep inside of me.It hasn't any metaphorsand not one simile.It's missing any narrative.Alliteration too... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 I don't know what to do today.Perhaps I'll go outside and play,or stay indoors and watch TV,or take a bath, or climb a tree.Or maybe I'll go ride my bike,or pick my nose, or take a hike,or jump a rope, or scratch my head,or play a game, or stay in b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 In a toystore on a Sunday with a dollar forty nine I need something just a dumb thing for my brand new Valentine. Oh my darling. Oh my darling. Oh my darling Valentine. I'm uneasy, kind of queasy, but you're still my Valentine. Yes, it happened in th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls.I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls.I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flowers,and talk on the phone every evening for hours.We go to the movies, and she gets to pick.She wants to hold han... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 You can argue with a tennis ballor argue with your hat.You can argue with bananasor a broken baseball bat.You can argue with your locker.You can argue with your shoe.You can argue all day longuntil your face is turning blue.You can argue with a pick... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-19 I've been surfing lots of websites all the live-long day. Now I'm getting all these pop-ups and they will not go away. My computer has a virus. It's been overrun with spyware. Every time I check my email all I see is spam. Pop-ups left and right. Spa... 阅读全文>>

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