If you are a goat， do you believe

    What people tell you about

    Goats， and eat

    Tin cans？

    There's no goat that foolish.

    Or is there？

    The goat of the universe believed

    What people told him about universes

    And came into existence.

    Bang！  How naive¹ can you get？

    Even the scapegoat² is not as naive

    As （God help him） the universe that

    Agreed to exist.

    A word to the wise： Don't eat tin cans.

    Don't listen. Don't exist.