because you would rather #CCCCFF the boots of

    success than enquire whose soul dangles from his

    watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both

    parties and because you

    unflinchingly applaud all

    songs containing the words country home and

    mother when sung at the old howard

    Humanity i love you because

    when you're hard up you pawn your

    intelligence to buy a drink and when

    you're flush pride keeps

    you from the pawn shops and

    because you are continually committing

    nuisances but more

    especially in your own house

    Humanity i love you because you

    are perpetually putting the secret of

    life in your pants and forgetting

    it's there and sitting down

    on it

    and because you are

    forever making poems in the lap

    of death Humanity

    i hate you