日期：2015-03-02 A guy comes home drunk from the bar one night after watching a wonderful night of football. His wife, is of course, sleeping so he tries to sneak into bed. He lies in bed for a few minutes and cuts the biggest fart you've ever heard. His wife sudden... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, Free Kisses with Fill-Up. Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely...mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. So... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: As every engineer knows... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all ov... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-06 A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, Now that's addition. In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now that's subtraction. Then he kissed her, s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 A film was on location deep in the. One day an old Indian went up to the director and, Tomorrow rain. The next day it rained. A later, the Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow hailstorm. The next day there was a hailstorm. This Indian i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village ch... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-05 Mrs Turner lives in a small town. Her husband died in a traffic accident and left her little money. She was hungry and lived a cold room in winter. A shopkeeper had pity on her and told her to cook for him. He pays her some money and she doesn't wor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, Schizoids... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! The next morning Ed got... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-wor... 阅读全文>>