日期:2014-10-22 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-10-22 An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-09-16 Bob is almost 30 years old, his friends have already gotten married one after another, and Bob just dates and dates. Finally a friend asked him, What's the matter, Bob, are you looking for a perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find any... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-09-10 I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years and our union had been blessed with three more. The other day my wife came in hurriedly and said, Come into the yard. Quick! For goodness sak... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-08-21 An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The wizard says, Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without he... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-07-02 A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexual disterbance. One day, having examined Mr Chen's sterile(不育的) disease in the hospital, the b... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-06-17 Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 妻子对每天都读报纸的丈夫说,我希望我是一份报纸,这样我整天都能在你手中。 丈... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-06-13 My Dear Wife, The FIFA World cup is around the corner, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July: 1. The Television set's remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. You should not walk in front of... 阅读全文>>

日期:2014-05-28 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife? The man: We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month. Bartender: That should make you... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-16 A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-10-14 A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a purchaser by proclaiming the virtues of the image. So he cried up and down the market, A god for sal... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-05-29 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-03-21 Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim? I can't tell you the truth, said his wife after a long pause. it would hurt you too much. Oh, don't be ridiculous, he insisted. I don't mind who... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-01-31 My friend, I say I had some trouble. A man said to his friend, Yesterday I had words with(争吵) my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or... 阅读全文>>

日期:2013-01-30 Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. Where you until this hour of the morning? She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor. Char... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-12-19 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!! 小孩问他的父亲说:爸爸,结婚的花多少钱啊? 父亲回答道:我也不知道,到现在我还在付出。... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-10-26 How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out is that you Jack? and my husband's name is Robert. 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在俱乐部呆的太晚了? 当他回到家时我就往外喊:是你吗?捷克?我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-09-21 This bloke(小子,家伙) is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic(运动的) , but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt(小家畜,小牛) . Darling, the... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-06-26 At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer(击剑者) took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush... 阅读全文>>

日期:2012-05-09 A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the husband sleeping with another woman. The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the man's penis and throws it out the window. The penis splats onto the windshield(挡风玻璃) of the... 阅读全文>>

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