Unless she banged another dude or wronged you enough to make the decision a no-brainer, it's such a daunting¹ task to more-or-less tell someone "you're just not good enough for me" or "I just want to get some strange." But you owe it to her, the relationship, and your manhood to sack up and tell her your heart is no longer in it. Or not lolz. Because an Australian service called "Sorry It's Over" will do that for you. 

 

Kristy Mazins, the 37-year-old creator of the service, was previously² a bedside nurse, which she claims has given her the ability to use the right words in tense situations. 

 

Kirsty told Mamamia:"People don't like the confrontation³. People are scared of it. It's a much needed service because it takes the fear out of breaking up." 

 

For just $5.50, she will send a text or email to your ex-partner to be. For an increased charge, she will even send a box of tissues or flowers. And for her premium⁴ package, she will send a human being in place of your passive-aggressive ass⁵ to cut ties with your partner.

 

She says her clients give her a general outline of what they want to say and she will add a little spice "if needed." 

 

The service is currently only available in Australia at the moment but if successful, it could make its way over to the States.

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