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1. A DOCTOR. Have a cardiologist on standby, for all the heart palpitations you get when you see Song Joong-ki staring at Song Hye-kyo the way we look at fried chicken.
2. EYEDROPS. Because we know you forget to blink whenever Song Joong-ki or his military friends work out shirtless.
3. IRON SUPPLEMENTS. Because we know your nose will bleed whenever Song Joong-ki or his military friends work out shirtless.
4. BIB. Accidents happen, so you will want to protect your pyjamas1 from your drool. One can never be too careful with one's good pyjamas.
5. SMELLING SALTS. Did he just touch her hand? Are they about to kiss? Arm yourself with smelling salts so you don't faint during the most important moments.
6. SAFE. Lock your credit card in the safe and throw away your key, so you won't give in to the urge to run out and buy a year's worth of cosmetic2 products when you see brand ambassador Song Hye-kyo's amazing skin glowing on screen.
7. PHONE COVER. You know you or your boyfriend will want to try Song Joong-ki's phone-flip. Phones are expensive, and not everyone has Song's dexterity3.
8. WEIBO. Don't worry if you are not nearly as good-looking as even the extras on Descendants Of The Sun. Just take a pause and look at photos on Weibo and other social media once in a while to remind yourself that there are always less attractive people out there.
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