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When he was your age
24-01-08 A father told his son, When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day, The kid replied, Well, when he was your age, he was president! 一个父亲告诉他的儿子:当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走10里路去上学。 这孩子回答:嗯,当他在你这个...
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A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids
24-01-08 A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids. She replied, Hold your tongue. Thats not true! The boy said, Then why do you send me to bed when Im not tired and wake me up in the morning when I am? 一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在荞育孩子方面很糟糕。...
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A concerned teacher said
24-01-08 A concerned teacher said, I hope I dont see anyone looking at another students paper. A student murmured to another, We hope you dont either! 一位老师担心地说:希望不要让我看到任何人在看别人的考卷。 一个学生小声地对另一个学生说:我们也希望你没看到! ho...
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A little boy told his dad he flunked his math test
24-01-08 A little boy told his dad he flunked his math test. The father asked his son why. The kid replied, The math whiz who sits next to me was absent on the day of the lest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸,他的数学考试没及格 爸爸问他儿子为什么。 小男孩回答:坐在我旁...
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I got a one hundred in school today
24-01-08 A tricky girl said, Mom, I got a one hundred in school today! The mom replied, Great, sweetie, tell me about it. The girl reluctantly said, Well, I got a twenty in math, a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling. 一个狡猾的女孩说:妈妈，我今天在学...
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I've lost my mom
24-01-08 A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, Ive lost my mom! The cop said, Whats she like? The little girl replied, Shopping and gossiping! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了，于是她走到一个警察跟前说:我妈妈不见了! 这个警察说:她什么样子? 小女...
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Can you write in the dark
24-01-08 A kid asked his dadHey，Pop, can you write in the dark? The dad answered，Sure. What do you want me toWrite? The boy saidYour name on this report card. 一个孩子问他爸爸:嘿，爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗? 爸爸回答:当然。你要我写什么? 那男孩说:在这个成绩单上...
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Would you punish me for something I didn't do
24-01-08 A ten-year-old student asked,Teacher,would you punish me for something I didnt do? Of course not,the teacher replied. The kid said,Good,because I didnt do my homework. 一个10岁的学生问:老师，你会因为我没有做过的事而处罚我吗? 老师回答:当然不会。 这个...
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Excited Remarks
11-05-05 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response always w...
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Talking on the Telephone
11-05-05 Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the l...
