• The Grandmother Returns

    16-05-11 On March 26th, I was on the computer at home when I heard a door open downstairs, then someone walking. My cat became very suspicious and went downstairs. He was crouched down very low, then he disappeared around the stairs, into the kitchen, and ou...

  • Oliver Twist 雾都孤儿 - Chapter 52

    16-05-05 The court was paved, from floor to roof, with human faces. Inquisitive and eager eyes peered from every inch of space. From the rail before the dock, away into the sharpest angle of the smallest corner in the galleries, all looks were fixed upon one...

  • 咖啡馆幽灵

    16-02-22 I own a coffee shop in Southern Indiana. I have a room in the back where I spend most of the week. I had just bought this place and after a few weeks I realized how strange it really was. The first time that I noticed some strange happenings was abo...

  • Oliver Twist 雾都孤儿 - Chapter 13

    16-02-18 'Where's Oliver?' said the Jew, rising with a menacing look. 'Where's the boy?' The young thieves eyed their preceptor as if they were alarmed at his violence; and looked uneasily at each other. But they made no reply. 'What's become of the boy?' sa...

  • Jehovah's Witness And Hell's Angels

    16-01-07 Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member? A: Someone who comes to your door and tells you to screw off!...

  • Oliver Twist 雾都孤儿 - Chapter 6

    16-01-06 The month's trial over, Oliver was formally apprenticed. It was a nice sickly season just at this time. In commercial phrase, coffins were looking up; and, in the course of a few weeks, Oliver acquired a great deal of experience. The success of Mr....

  • Robison Crusoe 鲁宾逊漂流记 Chapter 18-THE SHIP RECOVERED

    16-01-06 WHILE we were thus preparing our designs, and had first, by main strength, heaved the boat upon the beach, so high that the tide would not float her off at high-water mark, and besides, had broke a hole in her bottom too big to be quickly stopped, a...

  • 苏格兰乘客高空中试图开飞机舱门被捕

    15-09-30 A passenger who was banned for trying to open a jet door at 30,000ft claims he mistook it for the toilet. 一名乘客在三万英尺高空,试图将飞机舱门打开,随即被乘务员制止,事后他称自己误把舱门当成了厕所门。 James Gray was fined 600 euros by KLM after th...

  • 符艾相争

    15-08-07 One day, the peachwood charm against evil hung on the door turned its face upward to curse the figure made of Chinese mugwort: Who do you think you are to dare to set yourself over my head? The figure of Chinese mugwort, unwilling to be outdone, loo...

  • give someone the moon door 与某人分手

    15-08-06 To give someone the moon door means to break up with somebody. Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job. 把某人推出月亮门指与某人分手,也可以指,把某人炒鱿鱼。 Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or sta...