13-05-14 A father was worried about his son, who was sixteen years old but had no courage at all. So the father decided to call on a Buddhist monk to train his boy. The Buddhist monk said to the boy's father, You should leave your son alone here. I'll make h...

13-04-02 A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!! To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in themountain: AAAhhhhhh!!! Curious, he yells: Who are you? He receiv...

13-03-28 片段对白 Matt voiceover: As if Liz's coma weren't enough already, the whole goddamn state is following my decision on who's gonna buy 25,000 pristine acres on Kauai that my family has owned since the 1860s. A lot of my cousins are broke, and the sal...

13-03-21 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey! Daughter: Your chick looks really nice ah ...... 5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。 老爸：爸爸很累啦，你...

13-03-21 Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim? I can't tell you the truth, said his wife after a long pause. it would hurt you too much. Oh, don't be ridiculous, he insisted. I don't mind who...

13-03-06 Chapter 1 Once upon a time there were two little kids named Jesse and Mary Sue. They were brother and sister. Their mom and dad had divorced years ago. And their dad now was seeing someone else. She was cruel to them behind their father's back. She...

13-02-21 精彩对白 Colleague: Ah, Miss Roberts. Hoping to be chosen as our candidate for parliament. Margaret: Well I don't like coalitions, never have... Denis: Start on the outside and work your way in. Colleague: Attlee has his sights set on the steel indu...

13-01-31 A father said to his sons: Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it? The oldest son replied: Father, I'll eat it all! The father then said: Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it? The same son answered...

13-01-30 Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？ 艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的家庭作业。...

13-01-08 I was nine when my father first sent me flowers. I had been taking tapdancing（踢踏舞） lessons for six months, and the school was giving its yearly recital（朗诵） . As an excited member of the beginners' chorus line, I was aware of my lowly status...