• Impudent Questions 无礼的问题

    11-11-09 A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic(贵族的) lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet(天鹅绒的) lawn under a white-bloom...

  • 《情人节》一

    11-08-16 影片对白 Morley: Hi. Reed: Okay. When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap . There's one thing that he said that was pure genius. He said, If you ever are with a girl...that's too good for you...marry her. So... Morley: Wow....

  • What Are The Two Words 是哪两个词

    11-07-21 A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is lousy and the other is swell. Would you promise me that? W...

  • 吕布戏貂禅

    11-07-06 Following the interlocking stratagems(策略,计谋) they had laid, Wang Yun betrothed(订婚) his step daughter Diao Chan to Lv Bu, then, to sow discord(挑拨离间) between the two, presented the girl to Dong Zhou as a concubine(妾,情妇) . Lv Bu...

  • Wrong number

    11-06-08 A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up. Wow! said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl....

  • It girl 物质女孩

    11-05-24 An It girl or It-girl is a charming, sexy young woman who receives intense media coverage unrelated or disproportional to personal achievements. The reign of an It girl is usually temporary; some of the rising It girls will either become fully-fledg...

  • The Girl Who Lives Forever

    09-11-26 Night had fallen over the North African desert, and our battalions(营) tanks were huddled(推挤,乱堆) in a protective circle. A group of my fellow soldiers stood around a radio. As I approached, one of them put his finger to his lips. From the r...

  • I can't limit myself to one friendship

    09-11-26 These days having a best friend seems so important to girls. You want to be special. However I have learned the hard way that having one best friend is not the way to go. It's so much better to have many great friends. As I was coming into Middle Sc...

  • 10 First-date mistakes

    09-11-25 The best thing about bad dates is that we walk away with a great story, and little doubt that the perpetrator(作恶之人) is not the person for us. I was thinking about some of the common errors made on first dates. I came up with 10 common mistakes...

  • A little girl's dream

    09-10-27 Dreams keep running through my mind Reflecting memories of long ago. Made in a land of fairy tales, A place my heart longs for so. Cut off from the rest of the world With streams, and meadows to roam, Viewed from a little girl's eyes, A place that w...