• 英国女星凯瑟琳·泽塔琼斯坦言曾患抑郁症

    14-08-01 英国著名女星凯瑟琳泽塔琼斯坦言在照料丈夫迈克尔道格拉斯与癌症斗争期间,精神压力过大,最终患上狂躁型抑郁症。 Catherine Zeta Jones has spoken in moving terms about the emotional ordeal(折磨) she suffered watching her husband and fellow actor Michael...

  • Birthday presents 生日礼物

    14-07-30 A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband. She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in fr...

  • I wish I were A Newspaper

    14-06-17 Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 妻子对每天都读报纸的丈夫说,我希望我是一份报纸,这样我整天都能在你手中。 丈...

  • What? 什么?

    14-06-12 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that w...

  • Generous husband 慷慨的老公

    14-05-09 In order to prevent myself from being burnt by the hot sun in summer, I talked again and again with my husband that we should buy a car of our own. In the evening. I tried to persuade my husband and said: Everyday I have to go to work by bike in the...

  • He never heard a thing 他什么都没听到

    14-04-08 Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate(生气的) customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, What's the trouble? I went out this morning, she began, and when I came home I found a card s...

  • husband chair 老公椅

    14-03-27 Husband chair is a chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops. 老公椅是女装店或商场女装部里的椅子,供男士在女友或老婆选购时坐下来一边休息一边等待。 Example: You go ahead and shop. I'll...

  • latchkey wife 挂钥匙妻子

    14-02-25 Latchkey wife is based on the phrase latchkey kid. Latchkey wife refers to a wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift. 挂钥匙妻子是基于挂钥匙儿童而产生的新词。挂...

  • I'm the Devil 魔鬼的妹夫

    14-01-23 A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her...

  • 美国新婚男子路边助人被撞身亡

    13-12-20 An Indiana groom was fatally struck by a car Saturday after he pulled over to help a stranded motorist hours after his wedding. 12月15日,美国印第安纳州一名男子在婚礼结束后的返程中停车帮助被一位困在雪地里的司机,却不幸被三辆车撞上,当场遇难。 The Ch...