15-05-20 With what regards this aspect of things, Mademoiselle, you see that they treat me well. Yes, Madame, I replied, and I know it is the wish of Monsieur le Comte that you lack nothing. Oh yes! But as these attentions are motivated only by cruelty, my f...

15-02-28 A man had two daughters, one of whom he gave in marriage to a gardener, and the other to a potter. After a time he thought he would go and see how they were getting on, and first he went to the gardener's wife. He asked her how she was, and how thin...

14-12-10 Matinee Mark Kraushaar I'm not a marriage counselor. I don't know what's going on, and I don't want to know, but I like you. I always liked you. -- Joel and Ethan Coen, Blood Simple He's the one driving, the man, younger than her husband, nicer too....

14-12-09 A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly... After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking...

14-08-26 Sheesh! Give me a few points for self control! I snapped at my cranky（暴躁的） husband. I wanted to stop at a sporting goods store Going Out of Business sale we passed in the mall. There's nothing we need, his usual grumpy male comment. It's all ov...

14-08-25 Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics（化妆品） guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the miracle products, she asks...

14-08-25 Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty old clothes and no stockings, her hair was not tidy, she had dust on her face, and she looked dirty and tired. Her husband looked at her and said, Is...

14-08-19 Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days. When asked by the police for a description of her husband, she replied, He's over six feet tall, with beautiful, wavy blond hair....

14-08-13 A housewife didn't know how to estimate the cost of living, so she asked her husband about it。 Her husband said, It's very simple. Take our income and add 30 per cent. 有个家庭主妇不知道怎样估算他们的生活费用，就去问她的丈夫。 她的丈夫说：很简单。...

14-08-13 A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him. While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing（烦躁，发牢骚） and jabbering（快而含糊地说） all the time. The doctor told her: Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet. The...