14-03-02 不久前，美国总统奥巴马就艺术史专业找工作的前景发表了一通即兴评论，招致一名艺术史教授的不满。据报道，奥巴马已亲手写纸条向这位教授致歉。 President Obama issued a hand-written note of apology to an art history professor after making an off-the-cuff（即...

13-10-15 Accreditation 认证，由美国教育部或是美国高等教育认证委员会承认的认证机构评定为达到某一标准的大学即为被认证的大学。 Associate's Degree 副学士学位，通常是社区学院或两年制专科学校颁发给毕业生的文凭，有些人凭借副学士学位的学分转学至四年制大学，有的人拿...

12-12-19 Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 心不在...

12-09-06 A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question: Did God create everything that exists? And a student bravely replied, Yes, he did! God created everything? The professor asked. Yes sir...

12-05-04 A group of graduates got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of cof...

12-02-16 Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero. Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give. 学生：教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。 老师：我也是。但是这已经是我能...

11-11-09 Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？...

11-10-28 At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff? To save lives. The pr...

11-06-28 Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候？ 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年？ 孩子：每年都是。...

09-09-30 A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attache...