15-05-06 Texas AM Galveston professor Irwin Horwitz would like to fail his entire class -- close to three dozen students in total -- but the school is blocking him from doing so. 德克萨斯州农工大学加尔维斯顿分校的欧文霍维茨教授想让整个班（约36名学生）不及格...

15-04-15 One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff? To save lives, the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, t...

15-03-19 A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medica...

14-09-12 Indiana Jones; Subject: Archaeology If archaeology is your chosen subject, don't be surprised if none of your lecturers are called away to solve ancient mysteries; not all archaeologists can be as exciting as Dr Henry Walton Jones Jnr, aka Indiana J...

14-07-11 美国亚利桑那州立大学女性和性别学副教授布瑞安娜法斯提出，如果班上的女学生十周不刮体毛，将获得额外的学分。男生则须剃去脖子以下的所有体毛才能获得额外学分。 To shave or not to shave? That's the question confronting students in classes taught by Breanne...

14-06-26 One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up? After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. Well, goo...

14-06-16 One day, a professor asked his students: If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do? Student A: I want to stay with my girl friend. Student B: I want to go back to see my parents. Student C: I will try my best to eat some de...

14-06-16 On the first day of an American history class, the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response, the professor said, All right. Name five...

14-04-25 On the day of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over to the store and sold our b...

14-04-14 A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: Five grains. A minute later the student asked the professor, May I correct my answer? The professor looked at his watch and said: It...