13-03-21 Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you. 丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。 妻子：那现在呢? 丈夫：现在我在想，要是没...

13-03-21 Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim? I can't tell you the truth, said his wife after a long pause. it would hurt you too much. Oh, don't be ridiculous, he insisted. I don't mind who...

13-02-03 Love was in the air in a Tokyo park as normally staid Japanese husbands gathered to scream out their feelings for their wives, promising gratitude and extra tight hugs. 东京一座公园的上空涌动着绵绵爱意，因为平时成熟稳重的日本丈夫聚集到一起，对妻子大...

13-01-31 My friend, I say I had some trouble. A man said to his friend, Yesterday I had words with（争吵） my wife. After that she punched the door and rushed out angrily with the word that she would live with her mother. Please help me. Is this a promise or...

13-01-30 Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. Where you until this hour of the morning? She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor. Char...

13-01-18 You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 你根本无法想象和我妻子...

12-12-19 Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 妻子走到看报纸的丈夫面前说：我真希望我是一份报纸，这样我每天都可以被你捧在手...

12-12-07 King Pandion of Athens had two daughters, Procne and Philomela. When Athens was threatened by the wild men, King Tereus of Thrace came to its help. Out of gratitude King Pandion offered Tereus either of his daughters in marriage and the Thracian kin...

12-12-04 Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. （Henry Youngman） 有人问我和我老婆婚姻长久的秘诀：我们俩口...

12-10-27 美国罗彻斯特理工学院一位教授研究发现，男人丧妻后短期内死亡的几率会比正常情况下增加三成，而女性丧夫之后仍能照常生活。 Grieving husbands are more likely to die shortly after losing their wife, while widowed women carry on as normal, new research has f...