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日期：2009-02-01 Excuse for speeding 超速的理由 A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. 警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。 When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my... 阅读全文>> 日期：2009-02-01 Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out. 约尼正在看一本家族圣经，突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。 He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf that had been pressed in the pages. 他捡起来仔细地看，原来是一片加在书... 阅读全文>> 日期：2009-02-01 Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, Say, why did the foreman fire you? 两个朋友正在谈工作。其中一个问：为什么你被领班开了？ Replied the second, Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman... 阅读全文>> 日期：2009-02-01 Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. 两个殷切的钓鱼爱好者要进行一次钓鱼之旅。他们租了一切所需的器材：... 阅读全文>> 日期：2009-02-01 Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery? 病人：大夫，请告诉我实话。我恢复的机会有多大？ Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have a... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials. Edison asked a question in reply : In that case, what container shall you hold it with? 一个后生找到爱迪生，说：... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 A stewardess （空中小姐） wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: Is it pretty? Very pretty, but the airport looks more fasci... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-09-21 The wife says to the neighbor: My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑）! An insider(知情人) says: Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you wou... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-27 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-27 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-27 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-20 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-20 ... 阅读全文>> 日期：2007-04-20 ... 阅读全文>> |
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