日期：2009-03-31 A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted(小跑) off, but an hour later he had still not returned with t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-21 走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧。 Walks own road, wants to say who said who goes. 来一斤西瓜，称给准点儿。Comes a catty watermelon, calls for on time. 科学家会武术，流氓都挡不??he scientist meets the martial arts, the hoodlums cannot block. 谁要不认识... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-18 Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, I built a big house for our mother.The second said, I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.The third smiled and said, I've got you both be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-13 中文式英语短语 go and look! 走着瞧 good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上 No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国 go a head! 去个头！ PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海 no three no four 不三不四 u ask me,I ask who? 你问我，我问... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-13 Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-05 No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-03-03 疯狂的司机 There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！ Herman says，I k... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-28 Its not that. 不是那样的。 A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasnt raining. A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。 B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！ A：不是，当时并... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-27 An Old Couple's Quarrel A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: I'll law you to the Circuit Court. I'm willing, said the other. I'll law you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-27 Millionaire CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me. Assistant: What were you before? CEO: a multimillionaire. 百万富翁 主管：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。 助手：以前你是什么？ 主管：千万富翁。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-27 Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself. 自己做好准... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-27 Keys? Kiss? A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the rule... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-23 The Same Action Yields the Same Result A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of ani... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-20 Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. 一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。 Your husband is very sick, the do... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-17 When my printer's type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. 由于我的打印机不能打印出清晰的字来，我就打电话给维修部。电话是一位非常和蔼的男人接的，他说我的打印机也... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-16 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. 弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-15 After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave. 他事... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-14 A senile （衰老的）actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : How old are you? The actress said: Twenty-two. So the doctor scribbled (潦草书写) down on her... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-14 Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的，令人反感的) thing have you done in the school? 儿子：爸爸，有其父必有其子是什么意思呀？ 父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-02-14 The swimsuit posed （提出，摆姿势）on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this type of female mini-swimsuit divided into two portions that had the s... 阅读全文>>