日期：2009-10-17 Who was the first man A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man? George Washington，a little boy shouted promptly． How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？asked the teacher，smiling indulgently． Because，said the li... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-10-17 Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one studen... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-10-17 Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-10-17 A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Le... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-10-17 Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一些 病人：拔一颗牙收费多少？ 牙医：50... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal! I know all that. Then w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap! 第四元素 老师：自然界的四大元素是什么？ 学生：火、气、... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He c... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 ye... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him. Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? No, but I am always thirsty! 一个男人对他的朋友说：我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。 真是太糟糕了... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He foun... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣，没有什麽成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问...... 甲:People mountain people sea! 师:小case,人山人海! 乙:Three heart two meaning! 师:简单,三心二意! 丙:Look through aut... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, sti... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and ne... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-04-02 All-purpose Dissolvent （万能溶剂） A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials. Edison asked a question in reply : In that case, what container shall you ho... 阅读全文>>