日期：2011-11-17 A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是朋友。 甲：为什么？ 乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-09 Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-09 A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery. Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was tall and lean（瘦的） . Both of them were humorists. When they met at a reception, Churchill said... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation（背诵，朗诵） , and the doctor, somewhat nettled（刺激，惹恼） , said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff? To save lives. The pr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集会） for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 Simon was an inveterate（根深的） fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders（挣扎，比目鱼） . He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop? So she said: I just let the flies taste the stuff. 有位客人问餐厅的服务生：苏珊，你们店里都没有苍蝇，你是怎么... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-20 A patient said to his doctor, Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit. So the doctor said, Don't worry, take this, and after you see the bill,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 When a very miserly（吝啬的） man nicknamed the stingy ghost died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached（责斥） him, saying, You stingy ghost! When you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone. Even when you saw othe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitors Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitors Day, the warden called Georg... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier, and the banker said Yes, yes, we are, we are. And then the friend said, But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 A man called a lawyer and asked, How much would you charge me to answer three questions? The lawyer said, $400 dollars! And the man said, Thats a lot of money, isnt it? The lawyer said, I guess so. Whats your third question? 有个人打电话给律师，问道... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, What is the crime you have committed? The offender said, I went shopping too early during the New Year. The judge said, This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how ea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no, no. said the man. I want to know how he got into the house without w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-09-20 In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's th... 阅读全文>>