日期：2012-01-19 Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉？ 服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer（门厅，大厅） . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: Excuse me, was it your foo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。 父亲：孩子，实际上所有的国家都是这... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？ 售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically（疯狂似地） , she called to the father outsi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 May I borrow your record player tonight? a man asked his neighbour . Sure. Do you want to listen to some music? No. he answered. Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet. 今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗？一个人对他的邻居说道。 当然可以，你也想听听音... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Then Mr. Johnson said, Please, give me the good news first. So the doctor said, The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease af... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry（哨兵） . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams（缝合线） . What's in here? he asked. Dirt, the driver replied.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。 然后... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum（精神病院） and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-13 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - 62-63, 63-64, 64-65, etc. One da... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this? The manager agreed an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to warn him that we would be coming. When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was... 阅读全文>>