日期：2010-04-13 Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。 朋友：... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-04-13 Visual Training The squad（班，小队） were having visual training. One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway（遥远的，恍惚的） that the men ap... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-04-13 The Mean Man's Party The notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的） cheap skate（小气鬼） finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow（肘部，扶... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-04-13 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married imme... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-02-24 Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd. In an i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-02-24 Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-02-24 I didn't know that I was so far A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-12-16 A Life for a Life The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living fr... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-12-16 I'm not having it all cut off Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the man... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀！... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman yelled. Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident! 赶紧到达那里 哈... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 The formula for water Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O! 水的分子式 老师：水的分子式是什么？ 花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！ 老师：你在说什么？ 花瓶... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. Thats a bit much,said Tim, so she returned with... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Waste or Save Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？ 杰克：我知... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don't know, son, I'm still paying. 婚姻的成本 一个小男孩问他的父亲，爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？ 我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband, Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening. Dutifully Mr. Culkin p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 Be careful with what you wish for A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 The Advantage of Noise Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's prob... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-11-07 The Nice Wedding Gift We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-10-17 How Much Is It? It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot... 阅读全文>>