The Japanese continue to steam ahead of these United States of American States in the field of absurdly（荒谬地） delicious-sounding pizza concoctions¹（混合）.

 

This is Pizza Hut's contribution to the global pizza insanity² landscape, and it is only available in Japan. This is the Morinaga Milk Caramel and Marshmallow pizza, available only through June in Japanese Pizza Huts in celebration of Morinaga Caramel's 100th Anniversary.

 

Already, these apparent misunderstanders of what constitutes pizza toppings（浇头，馅料） in Japan have loosed the Kit³ Kat pizza upon the unsuspecting psyche⁴（灵魂，心智） of lovers of Italian-esque food stuffs, and now this crispy hand-tossed cheddar cheese-crusted caramel（焦糖）, marshmallow（棉花糖） and roasted almond topped taste bud-confuser is out there further clouding what it is to be pizza.

 

For only 800 yen⁵ (approximately $8) you can have your very own caramel/marshmallow pizza, if of course you have access to Japan. Otherwise, we'll just have to get this kind of taste sensation the same way we always do: closing our eyes as we wildly spin around our kitchen, randomly⁶ tossing ingredients into the oven and hoping for the best.

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