18-04-14 1. Birthday Your birthday is one part of an important puzzle which also includes your name and address, with which people can more easily access your bank account and personal details. 2. Phone number The best case scenario here is acquiring a polit...

17-06-12 Good afternoon. My remarks at this moment in our Commencement rituals are officially titled a Report to the Alumni. The first time I delivered them, in 2008, I was the only obstacle between all of you and J.K. Rowling. I looked out on a sea of eager...

17-05-17 Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. Theyre talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages. His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrici...

17-05-16 We always knew our daughter Kendall was going be a performer of some sort. She entertained people in our small town by putting on shows on our front porch when she was only three or four. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed, and beautiful, she sang like a litt...

17-03-24 Want to brag about your active social life on Facebook, when you really have no friends? Trying to make your ex jealous by posing with an attractive new partner, but cant find a date? No need to worry, this Japanese company will happily send you som...

17-03-07 1. 装嫩 Mutton dressed as lamb 虽然上了岁数但是还是爱把自己往年轻了捯饬，英文形容这样的女性就是装嫩。 例：Shes far too old for that - she looks like mutton dressed as lamb. 她岁数太大了，这么打扮跟她年龄不符，明显就是老黄瓜耍绿漆装嫩。 2. 装有范 Put...

17-02-28 Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him daily. Sam, says Moe, You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ba...

17-02-12 The idea of sponsoring a wedding may have your head spinning, but its growing in popularity. 赞助结婚？这个想法你听了可能有点儿晕，但现在愈发流行。 Some enterprising couples have invited more than close friends and relatives to their weddings -- the...

17-01-15 DONT MOVE TOO FAST It can be tempting to want to blow through the honeymoon stage and quickly settle into a comfortable routine or worse, do something drastic like move in together too soon. But wanting to spend every second together could be the de...

16-10-27 Who They Are: Headliner colleagues have egos that are guaranteed to aggravate. They are arrogant status seekers convinced that everyone envies them. How to Identify Them: The headliners are always interrupting at meetings and hijacking conversations...