日期：2007-10-10 The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is was too late and the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, You know... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, You aren't that good in bed either! By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. After many... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 Men Women At An ATM HIM: Pull up to ATM Insert card Enter PIN number and account Take cash, card and receipt Go! HER: Pull up to ATM Check makeup in rearview mirror Shut off engine Put keys in purse Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine Hun... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You're usin... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, Who w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-10 A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and ther... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, How much is that Barbie in the window? In... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. What's the story this time, Jones? he asked sarcastically. Let's hear a good excuse for a change. Jones sighed, Everything went wrong this mor... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending so... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live. Upon rec... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules. Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll co... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands. After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe tha... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A. Because nothing grows well in the shade.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, Dear, there is something I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our sixth child never quite looked like the rest of our children... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-06 A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-09-29 Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out E... 阅读全文>>