日期：2007-10-24 Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason. The blonde l... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Two blondes meet in Heaven. How did you die?, the first one asks.Oh! I died in a freezer, the second blonde replied. So how did you die? The second blonde asks, Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% said it was to go to the toilet. - 83% said it was to go home.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure this dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a game of fetch with him. I can't play fetch with my dog, the blonde said. Why not? the doctor asked. Becaus... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now shes angry. She opens her purse and takes ou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter. Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked him If I guess how many sheep you have will you let me have one? The man said Sure. Well she looked o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible. That week she visited her loc... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. Well, you can pai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That nigh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That nigh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: Say, do you have AIDS?. NO!, the guy answers firmly, Of course not! Oh, thats good, replies the blonde, I don't wanna catch it again.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, youll have lost at least five pounds. When the blon... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again. The blonde asks: Why is that so bad? The brunette says:Every time he buys me flowers, he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. Yes, says the blonde... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-20 A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go... 阅读全文>>