日期：2007-12-12 There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell. So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. G... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude. No, the talented blonde artist said. I dont do that sort of thing. But what if I double your fee? he plea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you??? The man thinks and says, Sure, ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take ou... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-12-12 A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, Hey give me an ML. The bartender nods his head and hands her a Mil... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, Now, do you remem... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10! Very good, said her mother. Is it because I'm b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . .... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.' 'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, How do you get to the other side? You are on the other side, the other blonde yells back.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more ag... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early. One day, the women decided, that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called, or... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the brunette goes out hunting. She comes back and has a big dead deer. The blonde and the redhead are impressed. They ask her how she did it and she says I found the tracks, followe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets o... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-28 A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of marriage, her husband finally said, you have to stop this. If you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep th... 阅读全文>>