日期：2008-05-07 A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it, she said, meow... The cops said, It's just a cat, and goes on and kicks the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can ke... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes. So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, the bloke... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED! What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT! What do u call a blonde with 3brain cells? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. Th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said hey, how do i get to the other side? The other blonde answered You're already on the other side.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones. The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder If you don't take of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit. The other 2 ask How'd you do that? She says: Well, I followed some tracks,and BOOM... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-03-28 There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. 'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Jeperady! There is three blonds playing Jeperady. The anoucer says, This is the final question. How many D's are in Jeperady? The first blond goes 1. He goes up to number 2 and she says 1000. I'm not even going to ask, the anoucer said. He goes up t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene. It has been reported that a old homeless man is on top of a large bridge and swears that he will jump off the bridge. The Burnette turns around and says to the Blonde I bet... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the Blonde to pull over. The blonde pulls over and the truck driver draws a circle on the road next to the car. He says Don't leave this circle and cuts her tires... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 1. The water proof towel 2. Solar powered flash light 3. Sumberrine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedel powered wheel chair 10. Water proof te... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-28 Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods to shoot three shots into the air. So she did. A few hours went by and so she fired three more shots i... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard. Grip the club ge... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office. She tells the Dr. : It hurts all over my body. He says: point to where it hurts. She points to her shoulder and yells OUCH!. She then points to her hip and yells OUCH!. Finally she points to her knee and... 阅读全文>>