日期：2008-05-30 A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said hey, how do i get to the other side? The other blonde answered You're already on the other side.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones. The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder If you don't take of... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together. Then they decide to all go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit. The other 2 ask How'd you do that? She says: Well, I followed some tracks,and BOOM... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. 'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 Jeperady! There is three blonds playing Jeperady. The anoucer says, This is the final question. How many D's are in Jeperady? The first blond goes 1. He goes up to number 2 and she says 1000. I'm not even going to ask, the anoucer said. He goes up t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene. It has been reported that a old homeless man is on top of a large bridge and swears that he will jump off the bridge. The Burnette turns around and says to the Blonde I bet... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 A Blonde was driving down the highway and she cuts off a Truck. The Driver motions for the Blonde to pull over. The blonde pulls over and the truck driver draws a circle on the road next to the car. He says Don't leave this circle and cuts her tires... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 1. The water proof towel 2. Solar powered flash light 3. Sumberrine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedel powered wheel chair 10. Water proof te... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 Blonde Cook Book: MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-18 she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Two blondes walk in to a building. You'd think one of them would have seen the building.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 There was a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and a bald woman stuck on a desert island. The brunette decided to swim home, but got 1/3 of the way there and drowned, The red-had decided to try, but drowned 1/4 of the way there. The blonde decide that sh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starving.Then you guys found a piece of bologna.None of you want to share it and you guys don't know how to decide who... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, I'm going to try to swim to shore. So she swam out five m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.question : wich of them pick it up ? Answer:the stupid blonde !Why?because the smart blonde and santa clause don't e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disney Land. They were riding down the road and all of a sudden they came to a fork in the road and a sign said disneyland left. So they looked at eachother and said dangget and went back home.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito? A;when u slap a mosquito it stops sucking.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-07 What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Gifted... 阅读全文>>