日期：2012-02-28 A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date: Is this your date with the young man for the first time? Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question? 一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：你是第一次和男孩子约会吗？ 那当然了。咦，怎么... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-28 One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mou setrap（捕鼠器） . The shopkeeper said to her, Put some cheese in it... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-16 A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, How old are you? The actress said: Twenty-two. So the doctor scribbled down on her case history（病历） : Amnesia. 一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生，医生问：您的年龄？女演员说：22岁。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-16 A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH!! They each continue... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-02-03 One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt? Of course, I will. the girl said firmly. Do you mean what you say? the man asked. That's what I want to ask you. the girl said. 一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. sorry, he said to the pickpocket（扒手） , you are too late. My wife did it before you. 在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。 对不起，他对小偷说，你太晚了，我妻子在... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-01-10 Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？ 妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe（排气管） until the dent popped itse... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-20 In court a judge asked the witness, How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath（宣誓） so tell the truth. The woman replied, I'm twenty one and some months. The judge said, Be specific: how many months? So she... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-12-05 A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-24 Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume? he asked the cosmetics（化妆品） clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. That's a bit much,said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. That's still... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-22 A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me one day. After I packed her favourite fish, I needed to write down the price label then stuck it on the fish bag, but I couldnt find a pen at that moment. Did you have a pe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food. How terrible! exclaimed the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered（浪费） when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother. Marry him! 简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. What's in your box? asked the friend. A cat, answered Mrs Brown. You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-17 One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lower... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-09 Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-09 A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic（贵族的） lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet（天鹅绒的） lawn under a white-bloom... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-11-09 During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her,... 阅读全文>>