日期：2015-04-15 A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-15 One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-04-15 Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-31 An blond was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-31 A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway. An older doctor stopped her and a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-31 A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, My father's a farmer and we have... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-06 Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before. Helen said, How about the kitchen? 杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。 海伦说：去厨房怎么样？... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-06 A woman had a desire to have her portrait painted, and her husband engaged the best artist he could find. During one of the sittings , the wife made a rather unusual request. She asked the artist to paint in diamond necklace, ear-rings and tiara, ev... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911. Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Bl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?' Mother: 'You're going out?' Daughter: 'Yes.' Mother: 'With whom?' Daughter: 'With a friend.' Mother: 'I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.' Daughte... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly... After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 The local sheriff in a small suburban town was looking for a deputy. He posted ads in the paper, and sure enough, Lisa, a wonderful looking blonde, went in to try out for the job. She wasn't the sharpest nail in the bucket, but seeing as she had a n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-09 A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cau... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip fro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the sno... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-28 A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. Where are you hurting? asked the doctor. You have to help me, I hurt all over, said the woman. What do you mean, all over? asked the doctor, be a little more specific. The woman touched her right... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-28 A large store was having the spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was full of women who were eagerly trying to buy them. There were all kinds of shoes and boots in a variety of colors, and the pri... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-28 A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he got back to the States, he called her. Hi, Mom, he said. How'd you like the bird I gave you? It was delicious. You ate the bird! the guy shrieked. He was very expensive. He... 阅读全文>>