日期：2010-12-08 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage（硬卧） on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep -- the man on the top bunk（铺位，床铺） , and the woman on the lower. In the middle... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-12-08 This was to be the new blonde（金发女郎） flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight, he n... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-26 The cruise ship my friend was working on docked（停驻） at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank（跳板，踏板） as a passageway to the dock far below. The staff stood motionless when a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-26 Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. She did not drive fast, because she was old, but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-26 A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down. Open it again, said the second lady, I'll die of suffocation（窒息，闷死） if there is no... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-18 One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered（连续猛击，磨损） by frantic（狂乱的，疯狂的） women. He stood it as lon... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-08 Oh, my poor man, exclaimed the kind old lady， It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind. You're absolutely right, said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game. When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-11-08 A blonde went into a pizza parlor（客厅，会客室） . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could eve... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-09-14 Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened. Does that mean, asked the other, that they make ashes of themselves? 森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-08-26 Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated（成双的，成... 阅读全文>>

日期：2010-07-19 Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them. 梦中的幸福 妻子告诉丈夫说：昨天晚... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-30 You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2009-09-29 I Want Her to go Nuts Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But you're not wearing any of those things. I know, said Mrs. Fl... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice, Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper. After she leaves the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe. The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to pla... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 This fat guy sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never calle... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and asked, Are you going to Sydney? Sure, answered the blonde, do you need a lift? Not for me. I'll be... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds. When the blonde returned,... 阅读全文>>