日期：2014-06-17 THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error -- the word Sex had been spelled with an o. One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to Sox: Usually brown. 某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-17 At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, Y... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-12 A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live. Upon reco... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-06-12 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-05-07 A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-14 A young girl was asked by her mother, What do you want to be when you grow up? The girl replied, I want to be an old maid. Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, Oh,dear, why? The girl said, I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-11-13 There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o'clock, when the game just began. An hour later, my wife came to join me. She seemed to be absent-minded w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-09-11 Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi. One of the ladies said, 'Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners get a lot of money for nothing.' 'Yes,' said the other lady, 'and the drivers... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-07-09 Husband: I am going to discharge our chauffeur. Four times recently he almost killed me. Wife: Darling, give him another chance. 丈夫：我要解雇我们的司机，最近有四次他差点害死我了。 妻子：亲爱的，再给他一次机会。... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-04-10 A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and sa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap. The lady said, It is too much, give it to me for fourteen. I did not say seventee... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-30 Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Boy: Well,what did you do ? Girl: I looked at him as if I had. 女孩：今天早上我坐电车到市中心时，售票员走过... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-01-18 You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 你根本无法想象和我妻子... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle? asked the doctor. Breast fed, of course! replied the woman. Take off your clothes, please. the doctor ordered. What? ...But why? Don't worry. you'... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-07-18 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. 女孩：我们结婚后，我会分担... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-26 An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi（法师，教士） she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated（火葬） , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingd... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-12 On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. Are these for your wife, sir? she asked. Yes, I said. For her birthday? she asked... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-05-09 One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, Mommy, I got five dollars! The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-04-27 As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to（透露） his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just on... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-03-21 No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her. So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.... 阅读全文>>