日期：2008-08-25 Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all bruneettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Redhead sighed and said, Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. The blonde looked quizzically at h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-25 Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, So ya'll want to be a cop, eh? The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-15 The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. How could you do this! he exclaimed. I don't know, she wailed, I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself tryi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-15 A blonde goes on Who wants to be a Millionaire. Regis: Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-15 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-15 There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide w... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-08-15 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle I was married by a judge. I sh... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep. I have good news for you, the doctor answered, rummaging through... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete. When the f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure? Why, officer? asks the blonde. Because your blous... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell. So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. G... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you??? The man thinks and says, Sure, ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, Hey give me an ML. The bartender nods his head and hands her a Mil... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-07-04 A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, Now, do you remem... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10! Very good, said her mother. Is it because I'm b... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . .... 阅读全文>>