日期：2008-06-21 One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.' 'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, How do you get to the other side? You are on the other side, the other blonde yells back.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Three women all worked in the same office, with the same female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave work early. One day, the women decided, that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called, or... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the brunette goes out hunting. She comes back and has a big dead deer. The blonde and the redhead are impressed. They ask her how she did it and she says I found the tracks, followe... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-21 Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't g... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 There was a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and a bald woman stuck on a desert island. The brunette decided to swim home, but got 1/3 of the way there and drowned, The red-had decided to try, but drowned 1/4 of the way there. The blonde decide that s... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, I'm going to try to swim to shore. So she swam out five m... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.question : wich of them pick it up ? Answer:the stupid blonde !Why?because the smart blonde and santa clause don't e... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disney Land. They were riding down the road and all of a sudden they came to a fork in the road and a sign said disneyland left. So they looked at eachother and said dangget and went back home.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito? A;when u slap a mosquito it stops sucking.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Gifted... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, h... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-06-11 A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it, she said, meow... The cops said, It's just a cat, and goes on and kicks the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can ke... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes. So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, the bloke... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-05-30 What do u call a blonde with 1brain cell? GIFTED! What do u call a blonde with 2brain cells? PREGNANT! What do u call a blonde with 3brain cells? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER!... 阅读全文>>