日期：2008-02-20 Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the ro... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. Fifteen was the answer. Not bad, not bad at all, the foreman said. Turning to the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, I'll cut my pig's tail off, then we will know the difference. So she cut her pig's tail off. That night t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 Q:how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A:her tampon is on her ear and she cant find her pen!... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-20 I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billboard it said Airport Left she turned around and went home.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, So you all want to be a cop, eh? The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opene... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking along their island beach when one sees a bottle lying on the ground. It turns out there's a genie in it so they each get one wish. The brunette says: I miss my family, I wish i was home again. With a pu... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the no haggle a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A blonde walks into an appliance store and starts to look around. She then asks the clerk,Can I have that television set over there. The clerk looks at her and says no. This confuses her. She then asks why? The Clerk responds,Because you are a blond... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, I`ve kidnapped you. She then wrote a note saying, I`ve... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 Once, a blonde decided to ride a horse. She was riding quite pleasantly on a trail in a field until the horse speeded up. He was going faster and faster, and soon she felt herself slipping. Her head was just about to hit the ground... Then the Wal M... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ea... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 Q:What is a blondes idea of safe sex?? A:Lock the car doors... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-13 A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said Thank god officer! I got in an accident! The officer replied with Well I ca... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 Santa Vlause, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were all walking down the street when they all spotted a 100$ dollar bill. Who do you think got it? No one because the first four dont exist and the dumb blonde though... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 Once a Blonde and a brunette were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The Brunette said I bet you fifty bucks he's going to jump off, what do you say? The Blonde said sure, They watched carefully f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaping from jail. The brunette ran up a tree and a police officer yells who is there? and the brunette says tweet tweet. So the police officer walks away. Then, the redhead runs up the tree and the po... 阅读全文>>

日期：2008-02-02 A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and start... 阅读全文>>