日期：2007-11-07 In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became awa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Theres a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all stranded on an island. The first day they look north for land, and they don't see anything. The second day, they look to the south for land, but don't see anything. The third day, they look east for la... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern a... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. Well, you can pai... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three eng... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, If you can read this you're too damn close embroidered on her panties and bra. Yes Madame, said the clerk. I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer blo... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one f... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-11-07 Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a count... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A BLONDE and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowers again. The blonde asks: Why is that so bad? The brunette says:Every time he buys me flowers, he... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one So t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 There are three ladies working together in the same office - a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. After a while, they begin to notice that each day their boss, who is also female, leaves work early. After this pattern continued for a few weeks, one... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, remove... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your life. but be warned, every 5 step... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. No woman, said one man, scornfully, can keep a secret. I dont know about that, answered a blonde woman guest. I have kept my age a secret since I was t... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch an... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-31 A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, remove... 阅读全文>>

日期：2007-10-24 One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. It's supposed to be a tiger! Sally cried. Honey, said Dan, Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!... 阅读全文>>